Patsy Cline - I Love You So Much It Hurts
I just did $20 worth of laundry. I still have two loads left but I won’t be able to do them because I am now poor.
There is a hobo who keeps breaking into the laundry room to stash his coffee, cheddar cheese and crack pipe.
I will probably leave said hobo a note to go die soon—after I finish my colors.
Sufjan Stevens - The Dress Looks Nice On You