A piece: of my mind
- Kailey: (something about Vegas brunch)
- Me: Ohh yeah. What did you eat while you were there?
- Kailey: Barely anything.
- Me: Is his dick really that small?
A piece: of lost sleep
- Me: I have class at 8 AM now, so when you text me before noon I will actually respond to you. So many times you have text me when I'm asleep but then I hear BEEP! BEEP! BEEP!!
- Kailey: I am so sorry. I am the worst.
- Me: I'm not even gonna say it's okay.
A piece: of my craigslist kitten
- Kailey: How much did you say you got him for...like $75 from a mexican lady?
- Me: What? No. $25 from a white lady.