A piece: of myself at midnight
- Me: Sorry I missed your call. I was taking my baked potato out of the oven.
- Jul: That's okay...wait...did you say you were eating a baked potato??
A piece: of Wal-Mart vs. Target
- Mallory: My mom hates Wal-Mart...I'm like, Mom, how can you hate Wal-Mart? You buy the popcorn at Target.
- Me: My mom buys the popcorn at Target too!!
- Mallory: I know, it's the best.