A piece: of an interview
- Me: I am through the roof with excitement.
- Him: Well I am through many roofs with excitement that you are excited.
A piece: of an email
- Me: (long complaint about automated phone calls)
- Colette: First of all, that shit happened to me at Starbucks and I was so confused because I have like 9,000 dollars in my account because it was for my tuition and it declined me for like 2 dollars. I was so pissed and I tried it again somewhere else and it didn't work either. I called my mom and told her and she was like, "Oh wait, I think I got a call about that..." I was like, Cool mom thanks for telling me. So I called them and it was like an automated messaging thing and it told me there was fraud on my card because I made so many purchases in a short period time and I had to confirm that I made them. And they went through them... 1st one... Panera... then... Tuttii Fruitti... then candy store... then coffee... and I was like, Yes I'm obese like don't cancel my card just because I like food...