August 2011
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A piece: of my conversation with my dad when he...
Dad: 2:32? Shoot. I'm late for a meeting!
Me: You're in a meeting every second of the day... (dials) ...Let me say something!!
Dad: No.
Me: C'mon lemme do a shout out!!
Dad: No... (connects to meeting) ...Chris my daughter is trying to embarrass me. She wants to do a shout out...
Aug 31st
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Proof that waiting is not that cool (but also, why...
I waited (I don’t even want to try and remember how long) to clean Beauie’s fishbowl and it took almost quadruple the time it usually does to get his water clean. Maybe it’s my OCD-like tendencies that made it take so long, or maybe it really just takes a good 65+ rinses to get 1.5 liters of water clean, BUT REALLY it’s probably just the fact that I left the little guy at...
Aug 31st
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Aug 31st
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“One of these days we’ll end up dead but I can’t seem to give a shit.”
Aug 30th
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Aug 30th
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Aug 30th
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Aug 30th
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Aug 30th
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Aug 29th
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Aug 29th
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Aug 29th
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Aug 28th
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A piece: of my conversation with my mother while...
Bexx: Monki are you looking for scholarships?
Me: I'm doing lines of coke.
Bexx: What??
Aug 28th
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Aug 28th
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i just found a "frasier" blog
twateye: DEAR GOD TUMBLR IS WONDERFUL  but i don’t know what to do with those toss salads and scrambled eggs, they’re calling againnnnnnnnnnnnnnn  (OMYGAWDIAGREE!! now why dont you link that shieettt??)
Aug 25th
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Aug 25th
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Aug 25th
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ListenLed Zeppelin - When the Levee Breaks Is this song...
Aug 25th
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Honestly... (no. 3)
I hate starting a post and halfway through writing realize I sound like a fucking nut and end up deleting the whole thing. But not like they do in the movies (Tom Hanks/ You’ve Got Mail). Because pressing the keyboard a bunch of times…to make a point, I guess, isn’t all that satisfying. Because I don’t have time for that. Because I can highlight and delete that shit. (I...
Aug 25th
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ListenBuilt to Spill - Car
Aug 22nd
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Aug 22nd
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Aug 18th
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Aug 17th
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Aug 17th
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Aug 17th
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Aug 17th
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Aug 15th
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Aug 15th
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Aug 14th
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Aug 9th
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Aug 9th
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Aug 9th
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Aug 8th
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Aug 8th
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Aug 4th
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“Fixing things with unexpected things — the carny way.”
– The Captain (yes—he really calls himself that. and yes— others gladly follow.)
Aug 4th
Aug 4th
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Is it me? Or is it August?
Despite the fact I ate nothing more than 6 cheese crackers in the past 12 hours, I resisted the urge to buy del taco on the drive home aka Im too cheap to even spend a buck. I was heavily rewarded once I opened my refrigerator aka there was delicious leftovers (courtesy of Bexx and her skills in the kitchen). Shelf by shelf: HOMEMADE mexican rice, beans AND salsa. There was also carnitas along...
Aug 4th