A piece: of Chhum (no. 2)
Me: Yeah…I could see him dating an Asian girl. Chhum: No. Asian girls date him. He’s white.
A piece: of Chhum (no. 1)
Chhum: Hey call me with an excuse to get out of this hangout. Me: Okay give me a second to think of something… (5 minutes later, give or take a minute) Chhum: Hey. You called?? Me: Yeah dude. Bad news. Im pregnant!! Will you take me to abortion clinic? Chhum: Oh my god really?? Okay yeah!! Im gonna get ice cream then I will head your way. Feel better!! (I just think the “feel...
Guarantee (no. 2)
Every time an unknown number calls me I always think (and hope) it is a potential job finally calling back, but it is always just the dentist calling to confirm my appointments. (appointments I’m always late to—usually its just the dentist calling to tell me I’m late.)
Look, I love Seinfeld as much as the next self-deprecating girl everyone thinks...– Marissa A. Ross Well this is just hilarious. And so true. (true. true. true.)
Real life, really??
How is it that THIS is an option at the store today, BUT Nerds Blizzards at Dairy Queen are not?? I had a pretty lengthy discussion with my sister’s roommate’s brother (wow) about Nerds Blizzards not too long ago and it went something like this: Sister’s roommate’s brother (his name is not coming to mind, so he is now “SRB”): When’s the last time...
Guarantee (no. 1)
I can remember everything else, except my phone. I will always forget my phone.
I want your whiskey mouth all over my blonde south.– Lady Gaga now see…its lines like these that make me think Lady Gaga isn’t THAT bad. (OR maybe…)
epiphany (no. 3) / stream of thought.
tumblr becomes cool and starts to make sense after (approximately) 9 months… 9 months reminds me of babies… babies remind me of pregnant ladies… I can’t stand looking at a pregnant lady!! … ohh my god!! I can’t get the image of a pregnant lady out of my head!! (now I have to study my flashcards.)
its a summer shorts kinda song
nativebees: &amp;lt;a href=&#8221;http://cuckoochaos.bandcamp.com/album/jesus-flag-american-fish-7&#8221; _mce_href=&#8221;http://cuckoochaos.bandcamp.com/album/jesus-flag-american-fish-7&#8221;&amp;gt;Jesus Flag American Fish 7&amp;amp;quot; by Cuckoo Chaos&amp;lt;/a&amp;gt;
And as an adult, I REALLY AM NOT INTO BEING SPARKLY. I WASN’T EVEN INTO BEING...– Marissa A. Ross
wize wurdz (no. 1)
The lovely Ace face posted this today so that I could have something to laugh at tonight… “Don’t marry a man unless you would be proud to have a son exactly like him.”
Krystal (yes, w/ a K)
Some of the most hilarious words came out of her mouth today… “He had a bad uhh…what do you call it? …ohh Luck… He had bad luck”