St. Vincent - Champagne Year
I bought a bottle of champagne and grabbed a large slurpee straw at 7/11.
Here’s to hoping some idiot doesn’t throw up on me this year… and… well, that’s it really.
I would just really like it if someone didn’t throw up on me.
That being said, I am ready for the New Year.
(All I want is sparklers.)
T. Rex - Ride a White Swan
Camera Obscura - My Maudlin Career
Okay. Confession. When I was 17 and still listening to the radio
(I had no other choice. When driving around my drunk high school friends who all wanted to get their party on before actually getting to the party—the radio and car bar are my only options.)
I remember hearing Rihanna’s song “SOS” for the first time.
As they sang/screamed along with her
I thought out loud, “This bitch is gonna be a one hit wonder. FOR SURE.”
I also said the same thing about Lady Gaga after seeing her on an episode of The Hills.
So it is clear to me now—
I know nothing.
(And I wonder: Maybe if I smoked weed in high school this would have never happened.
I would like to think if I smoked weed in high school this would have never happened.)
T. Rex - Christmas Bop
Shannon and The Clams - All I Want For Christmas Is You
Just thought about this one time I got stoned with my friend on our way to some show.
We spent what seemed like an hour just talking about how stoned we felt.
How “this is what people mean when they say they are stoned.”
(real original stuff, ya know?)
Then we spent another hour laughing about how this one dude asked us if we were “having fun being stoned” after taking just one look at us.
And now I want to cry because I don’t talk to either of them anymore.
And I just want to be stoned/laugh like that again.
Feeding People - Big Mother
I went to the dentist today.
Received some sound advice…
1. “All men are idiots until they are 30.”
2. “Marry a nerd—there are cute ones out there!”
3. “Be selfish, you know, the good kind.”
Then I told her about the time my mom wanted me to date a 27 year old when I was 19, but she thought I was 21…