October 2011
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Abner Jay - I’m So Depressed
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A piece: of forgetting (I'm drunk/in a costume and...
Dudes: What are you?
Me: I'm a girl...??
Dudes: Okay never mind never mind...
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Little Willie John - Fever
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fleeting optimism
I need to stop putting songs on repeat.
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A piece: of jerry, the mouse.
Dannie: Can we please get that mouse out of my closet?
Me: Yeah, yeah of course.
Dannie: Too bad we don't have a cat...it would be gone already.
Me: Who do we know with a cat? I wonder whose cat we can borrow...
Dannie: You want to borrow someone's cat?
Me: Well yeah...
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“Messy, isn’t it?”
– Richard Gary Brautigan, suicide note
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raised with religion
I’ve been wanting to change my tumblr name for awhile now.
Then it came to me
(when I was drunk at a bar…because these are the things people think about when they are drunk at a bar…and it’s their sister’s 21st…and the girl next to them just said, “Don’t let me text anyone tonight!”).
So yeah…
RAISED WITH RELIGION, everyone.
Like it...
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A piece: of Mad Men
Mr. Hooker: And Mr. Kinsey you might want to shave your beard...
Kinsey: WHAT?! WHO THE HELL ARE YOU PEOPLE??!!!!!!!
“I get more asian with age.”
– Chhum
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A piece: of Cody (no. 2)
Me: I haven't been to the gym since last year with you.
Cody: I know, its hard to get motivated to want to go.
Me: No dude you're just the only one that will get stoned with me before going.
Cody: My last workout was when I was running to catch the bus so I could make it to class.
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I've learned two things while living in Eugene:
1. Everyone here loves country. And that will be the first thing a local will ask you when you get into a pointless conversation about music with them. They will say, “Do you like country?”
And the silence between their question and my answer is something I will never get sick of.
At this point I just pretend not to hear them.
Because my country… is not their country.
And...
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Toot it N Boot it.
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A piece: of getting ready
Dannie: Did you pour me a shot?
Me: Yeah.
Dannie: And you didn't bring it to me?
Me: You want to take it in the bathroom?
Dannie: Have you never gotten ready with me before? I feel like I take all my shots in the bathroom.
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“The only thing that is keeping you from being happy is the belief that you are...”
– Mad Men
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Fact:
security tags really are filled with ink. and you need a pair wire cutters to get them off easily.
a bottle of whiskey may help or hurt this kind of situation a great deal,
but
that’s your decision.
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A piece: of the Silver Snakes
Dude 1: My first concert was Garth Brooks.
Me: Because you were still in your mother's womb?
Dude 1: (laughs a little) No, not because I was in her womb. My parents took me when I was a kid.
Dude 2: Yeah he loves Garth Brooks.
Me: No you don't. You do not love Garth Brooks dude!!
Dude 1: Yes I do. I love Garth Brooks.
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A piece: of Dannie (no. 2)
Me: He looks like he could be kinda cute.
Dannie: He looks like he could be a Mexican emo.
