It seems like once you become a father you are now the coolest dude around, but once you become a mother you are now a train wreck.
If it’s not free, don’t bother me.
patsy cline is the only one who gets me
but she is too dead to know it.
My housesitting vacation is coming to an end and I’m all out of cleaning supplies aka beer.
flashbacks are in season for me now.