raised with religion

A Piece: Of My Life

u know

It seems like once you become a father you are now the coolest dude around, but once you become a mother you are now a train wreck. 

If it’s not free, don’t bother me. 

patsy cline is the only one who gets me 

but she is too dead to know it. 

A piece: of hearing what I want to

  • Jami: I have to take my boss's dog for a walk.
  • Me: Does that mean you are fucking your boss? Because it sounds like you are fucking your boss.

My housesitting vacation is coming to an end and I’m all out of cleaning supplies aka beer.

flashbacks are in season for me now. 

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